Oh is she awake yet? No? ok lets get her up *Pfft!!!!*
Hmm that didn’t work, maybe I should try a bit louder? *PFFT!!*
Ahh there we go, she’s awake… Oh YES! and a morning rub .. I like those even if that silly bag is in the way, a nice little rub and yup there it is the tap at the end.
Yes .. Yes I know I’m a good little buddy, didn’t leak or do anything naughty during the night.. saves me getting scolded, which thankfully hasn’t happened for a few months.
Now she’s up and Wooo! nice stretch there girl, even I felt that bone crack.. Brr it’s pretty cold today, shouldn’t you.. Ahh! beat me to it, on goes the dressing gown.
And now the little chat starts, she’s planning her day and wants my opinion.. well I know one thing sister.. I want a shower and a change of clothes, this outfit I’ve got on is getting a bit grubby, and I do enjoy a good morning swim. Shall we do it before or after breakfast?? I’m in a good mood today so I might not be naughty while we’re in the shower, but then again that old saying ” when you gotta go.. you gotta go” so we’ll see how I do.
Oh Yum weetbix for breakfast, didn’t know that was on the menu, must have missed that part of the chat. Wonder if we’ll have fruit again, I like fruit, but bit over the banana’s, oh Wow it must be my day, we’re having berries… Hmm hope they don’t get stuck, I hate it when things get stuck, and so does she, she’s not a good one for tummy pains, and I feel bad when I cause them.
Mmm this is nice, and not to hard to digested, I still have nightmares about the time she gave me weetbix with extra fiber, oh golly that wasn’t fun, I’d never felt that rattled.. well not until the “cheese” incident.. but I wont get in to that, still makes me shudder that one.
Ok now for the fun.. Shower time!!.. I love shower time, I get to play in the water and have a good scrub, and a new set of clothes..
Ooohh it’s cold in here, quick put the heater on, I’m cold… Hey come on if you don’t hurry up I’ll retract back in to your stomach again and never come out!
Yes Yes I know I’m a bit flat today, but it’s cold women.. Oh now that’s better some warmth.. Sheesh…it’s going to be a cold winter, if this is what it’s like now. Hate winter, so cold , but at least we don’t have to worry about my collar coming off like in summer when she sweats.
Oh Oh Ahhhhh freedom, there’s something so freeing about being naked, no collar, no silly bag, just me and the fresh air.
Oh umm sorry, didn’t mean that to happen, think I got a little over relaxed then.
Oops sorry again, I think that was from the weetbix.. might be an idea to get in the shower now, this could get a bit tricky.
Oh yes.. Yes! that water is just right, now for a bit of a play.. in out, in out.. look at me I’m a turtle!!
Hmm is that chocolate I smell, oh it’s that weird scrub thing she likes, doesn’t use it that often but it smells nice anyways.
Umm hey.. sorry to say this, but I think I’m going to … Yeah ok sorry, good thing we’re in the shower hey?!?
Oh now she washes me, oo that feels nice, up a bit left a bit, hey you missed a spot..
Ahhh… all clean, and warm.. now to get dressed.
-As told by Grimm , my Stoma 😉